have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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