I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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