so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I think im going to throw up on grandma
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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