i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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