we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
This baby is an asshole
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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