i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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