As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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