Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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