I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
be right there i have to get my cape
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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