I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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