Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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