Non-Jews are for practice
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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