I got chris browned last night
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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