i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
We're too hungover to prance.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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