What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
