Who did Billy Mays play for?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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