i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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