next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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