I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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