Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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