sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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