return my video game
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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