i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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