where are you?
Hypothermia
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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