Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
where are you?
Hypothermia
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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