What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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