Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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