Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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