sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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