it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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