I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Randomize
