he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
is wine microwaveable?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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