In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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