Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Randomize
