Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
honey bunches of taint.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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