Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I party with great urgency now.
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