My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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