Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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