And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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