windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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