Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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