Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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