But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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