The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm getting married
To pizza
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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