All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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