Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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