That's intense
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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