white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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