Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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