I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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