How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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