Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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