I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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