I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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