I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.