ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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